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News from August 2008

Beast of Cannock Chase

Several witnesses have this week reported sightings of a mysterious beast on Cannock Chase that appeared to be a large black cat.
Trainee teacher Matthew Horeton described how the beast ran out in front of his car as he drove past the German War Cemetery.
“I saw something large and black dart out in front of my [...]

Microwaved Baby

China Arnold was convicted today for the murder of her 28 day old baby daughter, the child was burned to death in a microwave oven.
Arnold showed little emotion as the verdict was read, relatives of the murderer began to sob in the court room and walked out.
Prosecutors had told the court how Arnold placed [...]

More Trouble With Boobs on Bikes

Porn star Kayden Kross travelled from California to take part in New Zealand’s infamous Boobs on Bikes parade only to be held at customs for hours by immigration officials, and then being assaulted by a frisky fan.
Kross is an international adult entertainer and Penthouse Pet of the Month for September 2008. She was visiting New [...]

Nude Intruder

A woman in Falls Church, Virginia was awoken in her bed on Sunday night by a naked intruder who was touching her leg.
The woman reported to police that she was interrupted from her sleep by someone touching her leg whilst she lay in bed, she looked up to see a naked man in her room [...]

Boobs On Bikes A Triumph

Despite media controversy, and the attempts of city officials, New Zealand’s Boobs On Bikes parade went ahead this week to the delight of thousands of predominately male spectators.
The parade managed to get the necessary permits this week when a New Zealand court ruled in favour of pornographer Steve Crow and gave him permission and support [...]

Rare Footage Of Goblin Shark

With all the recent hullabaloo over Bigfoot and the chupacabra it’s good to see the Japanese have got footage of a real “monster”.
The goblin shark is a deep-sea creature and is rarely seen alive, it’s most amazing features are it’s bizarre protrusible jaws that lurch out at it’s prey like something out of Alien.
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MILF Mutilates Seven Year Old

The Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) have been condemned today for the brutal attack on a Filipino town where the body of a severely mutilated boy was discovered.
The seven year old boy’s corpse was found by a riverbank, with the stomach hacked open. Town Mayor Bertrand Lumaque described how a group of MILF fighters [...]

Dita Von Teese Reveals Lingerie

Sexy burlesque star Dita Von Teese has been revealing her brand new lingerie range, produced by Wonderbra.
The ex-wife of Marilyn Manson says the designs were inspired by 1940’s glamour models, and one kinky little number sports a quick release magnetic clasp so it can be removed at speed.
“I love it when you can go about [...]

Stig Of The Dump Terrorises Stafford

Cannock Chase in Stafford has long been a hotbed for prolific sightings of unusual beasts and apparitions. For years witnesses have reported seeing alleged werewolves or ape-men at the local beauty spot, and the mysterious creatures are being blamed for missing pets and discovered animal carcasses.
In the past claims have been made that the area [...]

Bigfoot Announcement Disappointing

Following Wednesday’s news story that two hunter’s in America were planing a press conference to announce the discovery of a Bigfoot in Georgia, The Morningstarr* is disappointed to report that the conference was far from enlightening.
The two men making the outrageous claim that they had the body of a Bigfoot in their freezer were Matthew [...]

News from August 2008

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