Chanelle Dates Dwarf

by Peter Jolly

Chanelle and Dwarf Former Big Brother babe Chanelle Hayes attended the premiere of the new X-Files film last night, accompanied by a dwarf model.

Chanelle, who is known for her rather desperate measures to snare some column inches, towered over her diddy-date on the red carpet. The unnamed model is the star of the latest Intercasino advertising campaign, where he plays a James Bond-esque man of mystery.

Chanelle is still playing on her tenuously vague likeness of Victoria Beckham and attempting a pop career, but this latest stunt only just out does her controversial sex tape where she has simulated sex with a puppet, to advertise MTV’s Fur TV

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