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by Jason Clarke

Bigfoot has been spotted again, and a huge footprint showing the creature has six toes has been discovered at the site he was seen.

Helen Pahpasay and her mother spotted the sasquatch as they drove through Grassy Narrows, Kenora in Canada towards a blueberry picking site in the woods.

“I seen a black, um … thing,” Pahpasay said. “It was tall and lanky and it was walking towards our way.

“I thought I was seeing things, so I didn’t say anything,” she said. “I looked over to my mom and she was rubbing her eyes.”

“It was just walking casually,” Helen said. “I know it wasn’t an animal, cause it was upright. It was human like, like the way we walk.”

The two women fled in fear, but when they reached home the whole family banded together to try and find the bigfoot. What they discovered were these incredible six toed footprints measuring over 15 inches long. The footprints were besides a beaver dam, maybe Bigfoot eats beavers to survive?

A cast of the footprint has been taken for analysis.

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