Nude Model May Be Jailed

by Earl Morningstarr

Peru’s Government are trying to jail a nude model who posed naked on horseback using the country’s flag as a saddle.

Leysi Suarez was snapped naked, with her most intimate parts pressed against the nation’s flag as she rode on a horse. The picture was used as the cover shot for DFarandula magazine in Peru.

“These are patriotic symbols that demand total respect, and using them improperly requires punishment,” defence Minister Antero Flores told reporters. “This is an offence.”

If successfully prosecuted Leysi could face up to four years in prison, defending herself from violent lesbians. Peru is nearing it’s important anniversary of 187 years since they gained independence from Spain, and the outrageous actions of Miss Suarez are seen as highly offensive to any red blooded Peruvian patriot.

Leysi had this to say:

“I haven’t committed a crime. I love Peru and show it with my body and soul,”

And she does so very well. But a top Peruvian lawyer told us that “It’s one thing to cover your body with the flag, but quite another thing to be naked and using it as a horse’s saddle”.

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