Man Urinates On Live Rail

by Earl Morningstarr

An unnamed 41 year old Polish man has died at London’s Vauxhall train station after urinating on the stations live rail.

It was today confirmed by British Transport Police that on 12th of July the man walked onto the tracks from platform 1 to find a quiet spot to relieve himself, but inadvertently pissed on the live rail which was carrying 750 volts of electricity. He was electrocuted and died at the scene.

The man was said to be a happily married teacher staying in England to improve his English skills.

There are no public toilets at Vauxhall Station.

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