Piping The Truth Into Your Brainballs!
Story published on July 19, 2008
Alan Patton, the infamous urine drinker from Ohio is still trying to fulfill his sexual fantasies involving young boy’s urine, and the police are unable to stop him because he simply isn’t breaking the law.
Patton was arrested on 14 June this year for “criminal mischief” when he was discovered in a public restroom placing plastic cups in urinals and cling film over toilet bowls to collect children’s urine to drink. But without having any actual physical contact with the children, or exposing himself sexually to the boys, he isn’t breaking any child sex laws.
Whilst on bail for the incident in June police were called to a public toilet at a swimming pool where Patton was loitering, but they were unable to arrest him as he wasn’t actually committing a crime.
There is no specific law that prohibits the collection of urine, in 1993 Patton was sentenced to four years in prison because he physically touched two young boys as he collected their urine. Patton had constructed a makeshift screen from two bin bags and cut a hole in the centre. He instructed the two boys, aged nine and seven, that the urinals were out of order and they would have to pee through the hole in the screen. As the boys complied Patton attached tubes to their penises and drank their urine.
Patton was charged with rape, gross sexual imposition and kidnapping. He denied the charges arguing that he didn’t touch the boys and was only convicted for sexual imposition and unlawful restraint.
Since that conviction Patton hasn’t been arrested for physically interfering with a child, but his fetish still continues. He has been arrested for voyeurism and public indecency as he watched young boys using public toilets whilst he masturbated.
But now Patton is even more careful, he restricts his actions to merely collecting the urine and hasn’t been exposing himself publicly. At present there is no actual law against what he is doing, but residents in Ohio are calling for the law to be changed to completely prohibit Patton’s “deviant” behaviour.
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