Faeces Attacker Hunted

by Earl Morningstarr

Police in Preston, Lancashire have released these grainy CCTV images of a man they wish to question in relation to an attack on a government building where urine and excrement where hurled at civil servants.

Excrement Hurler

On April 18 this year two men entered Preston’s Jobcentre in Gateway House and attacked four members of staff with urine and faeces. The bodily fluids and semi-solids were thrown at office clerks like monkeys tossing their mess at the zoo.

Police have already caught one man who was responsible for spraying urine on staff at the office, but they wish to question the man shown in the photographs who is alleged to have thrown poo at the workers.

If you can identify the man in the picture please call Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111

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