Drug Addicts High On Faeces

by Earl Morningstarr

Drug addicts in poor south east Asian countries are turning to faeces to get their fix.

The Kelantan National Anti-Drug Agency in Malaysia have reported that some drug addicts desperate to get high have resorted to inhaling vapours from human excrement in a bid to get stoned.

Kelantan AADK director, Wan Addenan Wan Mohd Noor gave reporters this statement:

“Most drug addicts in poor ASEAN countries have resorted to human faeces as an alternative to expensive drugs in their countries, and we do not deny drug addicts in the state might also be using the same method,”

Wan Addenan Wan Mohd Noor explained that addicts would place a plastic bag over a sewage tank’s exhaust funnel and inhale the vapours to get high.

He said this method was becomming a popular replacement for regular hard drugs or inhaling cow dung haze.

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