Piping The Truth Into Your Brainballs!
Story published on June 30, 2008
An unnamed woman from the Selden area of Worthing has come forward to report seeing a mysterious flying object near her home on Monday night last week (23 June 2008).
The woman said she was standing in her garden around 5pm when she witnessed what she describes as “something really very strange”.
“I was chatting to a friend on my mobile phone and just casually watching the birds and the planes up above when I spotted something really very strange, much higher up than any planes. It was a clear bright orb, orange in colour.” She reports.
“I watched it for a few minutes, trying to work out what on earth it was. It was very odd, and moving in a very unusual manner. At first, I could hardly believe what I was seeing, and thought I must be seeing things or going crazy.
“So I called a nearby neighbour to come over and look, and he and I both watched this thing for at least five minutes. He said he’d ‘never seen anything like it’.. and the odd expletive.”
“We were both transfixed. I suggested we report it, but he said ‘people will just think we’re crazy’, even though we’d both seen it clearly.
“We both tried to come up with every possible rational explanation to explain it, but neither of us could find one to explain this object.”
The sighting is very similar to reports of a similar glowing orb seen over Hastings the same evening.
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