Busking Stripper

by Earl Morningstarr

Police in Bucharest are hunting for an attractive young lady who is performing an ad hoc pole dance on the cities underground railway system.

Passengers described the dancer as a “well-dressed, attractive, student-like young woman”.

The young lady performs her routine between stops, to the tune of Tom Jones’ You Can Leave Your Hat On. She starts the track up on a portable CD player then removes her clothes and gyrates around one of the trains handrails.

Once the track finishes she puts her clothes back on and passes around a collection tin for people’s “donations”.

One passenger who witnessed the act, said: “I can’t say I didn’t like the show but I found it unusual. There are lots of kids who travel by underground and I just don’t think it’s proper.”

If caught the woman could face charges of indecent exposure and public begging.

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