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Story published on May 30, 2008
Indian Tribe First Contact
by Earl MorningstarrPictures were released yesterday of a previously undiscovered tribe of South American Indians living deep in the Amazon Basin. The photos, taken from the air, show the tribe painted bright red and armed with bows and arrows, it’s like a scene from The Land That Time Forgot.
It is estimated that approximately 50 more undiscovered tribes exist in the Amazon Basin. Now Sting knows where to find them, their simple lives may be over for good.
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