News from May 2008

Qui-Gon Jinn Pisses Pants

Star Wars starr actor Liam Neeson was pictured this week coming out of a bar in Belfast city centre.

Looks like he’s been using Master Yoda’s Cantina Genius trick to good effect.

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Proof Of Alien Encounter

Stan Romanek announced to the world this week that he has video proof that alien life has visited this planet.
Romanek shot the video back in 2003, he set up the camera to catch what he thought was a peeping tom that was spying on his daughters, but instead believes he’s made history by getting the [...]

New Bilbo For Hobbit Film

Following the good news that Peter Jackson is back onboard for the eagerly anticipated filming of Tolkien’s The Hobbit, The Morningstarr* is saddened to learn that Ian Holme will not be reprising his role as Bilbo Baggins.
An insider working for a British tabloid has leaked the news that Scottish actor James McAvoy is the favourite [...]

New Face For Elephant Man

James O’Neal from Redmond, Washington suffers from the rare genetic condition neurofibromatosis which leaves him horribly disfigured.
O’Neal, who compares himself to the legendary Elephant Man doesn’t let his condition hold him back. He has worked for a leading American supermarket chain, and become a popular member of staff with customers and colleagues.
Now one regular [...]

Sex Slave Teacher

25 year old female school teacher Nazira Rafei appeared in a Melbourne court today charged with four counts of willfully committing an indecent act on a child under 16, sexual penetration of a child under her care, supervision or authority and making unwarranted demands.
The unwarranted demand in question is the alleged conversation Ms Rafei had [...]

Indian Tribe First Contact

Pictures were released yesterday of a previously undiscovered tribe of South American Indians living deep in the Amazon Basin. The photos, taken from the air, show the tribe painted bright red and armed with bows and arrows, it’s like a scene from The Land That Time Forgot.
It is estimated that approximately 50 more undiscovered tribes [...]

Patrick Swayze ~ Still Not Dead

Cancer sufferer Patrick Swayze has given an interview with People.com reassuring fans that he is still alive and responding well to treatment.
Back in March this year some fools were quick to write Swayze off. Patrick Swayze Dead.
Swayze’s statement to People reads:
“Thought I’d give you guys a little update. Lisa and I have been back and [...]

Nude Mugger Caught In Japan

The police in Koshigaya, Japan think they have finally put an end to a series of naked muggings which dates back three years.
36 year old truck driver Masatsugu Fukui was caught by police after he attacked a woman on 19th April, wearing nothing but a mask over his face.
Fukui dragged the woman down an alley, [...]

New Sigur Ros Album

Icelandic rock-geniuses Sigur Ros have announced the release dates for their forth coming studio album, and tour dates to coincide.
The album entitled Með suð í eyrum við spilum endalaust, or With a Buzz in Our Ears We Play Endlessly when translated into English, will be released on the 24th of June on XL Recordings.
The album [...]

Sharon Stone Says The Chinese Deserve To Die

Sharon Stone, a huge admirer and friend of the Dalai Lama and obviously a humanitarian has shocked reporters at Cannes with her comments concerning the earthquakes in China and karma.
“I’ve been concerned about, oh, who should we deal with the Olympics because they’re not being nice to the Dalai Lama, who’s a good friend of [...]

News from May 2008

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