“I can’t explain, you would not understand, this is not how I am. I have become comfortably numb.” It really is a strange place to be; amongst all the dry ice and lasers, listening to some of the most iconic songs of the ’70′s and ’80′s, yet not by the band who wrote them. The [...]
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Inter-Galactic killjoy George Lucas is suing the British designer who sculpted the original stormtrooper helmets for Episode IV- A New Hope back in 1977. Lawyers for Lucasfilm Ltd. appeared in London’s High Court today to dispute the claims of prop designer Andrew Ainsworth who sells replicas of the helmets and armour. Ainsworth is countersuing Lucasfilm, [...]
Continue reading …Controversial atheist Professor Richard Dawkins is set to appear in an up coming episode of Doctor Who, playing himself. Dawkins is an outspoken atheist and secular humanist, his 2006 book The God Delusion argues how religious faith is a delusion and creationism is a crock of shit. In the 1970s Dawkins popularised the concept of [...]
Continue reading …A nine year old boy from Devon has set a new world record in hanging spoons off his face. Joe Allison was full of pride as he hung the final sixteenth spoon on his visage, beating the previous record of fifteen spoons set by a sixteen year old American boy back in May 2004. Joe [...]
Continue reading …The organisers of The Glastonbury Festival are claiming that their ticket sales operation has gone off without a hitch this year. Recent years have seen many festival goers complain of poor management regarding ticket sales, with phone lines being jammed and website servers unable to cope with heavy demand. Here at The Morningstarr* we managed [...]
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The News Of The World have released a photograph of Sir Paul McCartney’s unpopular ex-wife naked. The photo was taken in 1999 to promote the anti-landmine charity that Mills supports. Naked shots of Mills are nothing new, early “glamour” shots of her “spread-eagled” were uncovered some time ago. But this latest photo shows more than [...]
Continue reading …This is video footage of a monkey in Indonesia riding a mini-motorbike up and down the street. Comment Read All Comments
Continue reading …A pet duck in New York called Circles has become the first pet to benefit from the right to a protection order under recent changes to state laws. Circles was shot through the neck whilst paddling in it’s owner’s yard. The attack was carried out by a neighbour using a pellet gun, fortunately Circles was [...]
Continue reading …The cover for Scarlett Johansson’s new album of Tom Waite’s covers has been released to the world’s press agencies. I don’t know about you, but personally I think the artwork is a bit dull considering she’s one of the most attractive women on the planet, quite a disappointment really. Let’s hope the album isn’t [...]
Continue reading …A popular, cheap, quick and easy fix for your typical Bangkok Ladyboy is to simply have their testicles removed! Although Thailand has become a world leader in sex-change surgery, it can still be expensive for your average Thai bloke who wants to be a Thai woman. Removing the old meat and two veg is, let’s [...]
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