Thailand Bans Cosmetic Castration

by Earl Morningstarr

A popular, cheap, quick and easy fix for your typical Bangkok Ladyboy is to simply have their testicles removed!

Although Thailand has become a world leader in sex-change surgery, it can still be expensive for your average Thai bloke who wants to be a Thai woman. Removing the old meat and two veg is, let’s face it, the first major step to becoming a lady and typically highly desired for any man wanting to stop being a man.

The Thailand Government has decided to put an end to this questionable practice, preferring men go the whole hog with a full sex-change rather than have a population of “smoothies”. This must be a move on behalf of the tourist industry where quality matters. As of this week any doctors performing the operation outside a full sex-change therapy could face up to six months in prison.

The Government do freely admit that policing this new law will be difficult, the operation takes around 15 to 20 minutes and is advertised on the internet at prices as low as $125! Backstreet castration clinics are expected to pop up all over Thailand and manhoods removed with a rusty blade and a strong nerve.

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