Story published on April 3, 2008

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Naomi Campbell Arrested

by Peter Jolly
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The UK’s Favourite catwalk sociopath is in trouble again for losing her rag. This time the lunatic spat at a police officer at Heathrow Airport!

The legendary supermodel lost her temper over lost luggage at Heathrow’s new Terminal Five! No real surprise there then, you could see this coming a clear nautical mile away!

Miss Campbell became abusive towards British Airways staff and was escorted from a plane in handcuffs, clearly unable to punch anyone Campbell resorted to spitting at the police officer and was arrested for assault.

The whereabouts of her luggage are still unknown.

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