Naked Policeman Foils Crime

by Earl Morningstarr

A police constable in New Zealand was woken by his wife in the early hours, to report the sound of an intruder.

The alert cop realised it was a crook attempting to steal his car, without stopping to put on any clothes the stark-bollock police officer ran out of his house carrying nothing but a torch and chased the thief into the night.

The nude lawman didn’t manage to apprehend the criminal, but fortunately a patrol car picked the thief up later that night.

The local police had this to say:

“The offender…startled by the sight of a naked constable with just a torch coming towards him, took off,”

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