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Story published on March 31, 2008
Star Wars Golf Equipment
by Earl Morningstarr
If you like playing golf in between watching your Star Wars DVDs, or debating online exactly what it is you hate about Jar Jar Binks, then these beauties might be right up your street!
These very impressive golf bags and club covers are being produced by a Japanese company but should soon become available world wide at a reasonable $500. Almost makes you want to take up golf, if it wasn’t so shit.
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Peter on Sat, 27th Feb 2010 19:01
Those look fucking turd.
Peter Jolly on Sat, 27th Feb 2010 19:17
Totally!