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Woman bitten on the ass by toilet snake

Woman bitten on the ass by toilet snake

Noraslinda Asat has developed a fear of using her toilet since a large python bit…

Corpse’s genitals stolen

Corpse’s genitals stolen

Two mortuary attendants and a third man in Zambia were hauled up before a judge…

Baby murdered in ritual sacrifice

Baby murdered in ritual sacrifice

Locals fear that a murdered child from their village was the victim of a brutal…

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The Morningstarr* Top 42 Fitties 2014 — voting is open

Welcome dear readers to this year’s fantastic 42 fitties poll! Voting is now open for our annual poll to find out who is the hottest fittie and the fittest hottie on the planet today. The process is simple and painless, just pop the names of the three sexiest ladies you can think of in the…

The Morningstarr* Top 42 Fitties 2014 — voting is open

Happy New Year 2014!

Happy New Year to all our esteemed readers. Another year done and dusted and a fresh new one lay ahead of us. Before we plough headlong into 2014 we like to pause for a moment and remember some of the biggest stories of last 12 months. Just as in previous years we’ve compiled a list…

Happy New Year 2014!
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The Morningstarr* Top 42 Fitties 2014 — voting is open

Welcome dear readers to this year’s fantastic 42 fitties poll! Voting is now open for our annual poll to find out who is the hottest fittie and the fittest hottie on the planet today. The process is simple and painless, just pop the names of the three sexiest ladies you can think of in the…

The Morningstarr* Top 42 Fitties 2014 — voting is open

The Bionic Olympics

The Swiss National Centre of Competence in Research (NCCR) Robotics are hosting the world’s first ever bionic Olympics. Cybathlon will see bionic athletes compete against each other whilst wearing robotic exoskeletons, powered wheelchairs, robotic limbs, or just controlling machines with their brains. The event will be held in Zurich in October 2016, it will have…

The Bionic Olympics

UK News

Thousands attend knob tossing event

Thousands attend knob tossing event

Thousands of people flocked to Dorset today for their annual knob throwing contest. In Dorset a knob isn’t the same as it is for you and I, it’s a spherical biscuit which can sometimes resemble a bell-end. Once a year…

Scorpion found in supermarket bananas

Scorpion found in supermarket bananas

A female shop assistant got a bit of a scare this week when she found…

Former vet receives ten year sentence for killing a man by shoving an electric toothbrush up his anus

Former vet receives ten year sentence for killing a man by shoving an electric toothbrush up his anus

Former vet Kirk Thompson has been sentenced to ten years in gaol after being found…

Mark Goddard amputates his own hand with homemade guillotine

Mark Goddard amputates his own hand with homemade guillotine

44-year-old Mark Goddard from Devon has gone to extreme measures after the NHS refused to…

Paranormal

Telepathic pervert rapes women with his mind during church service

Telepathic pervert rapes women with his mind during church service

A black magic sex pest was given a sound beating after allegedly telepathically raping women…

Werewolves may be responsible for animal deaths in Britain

Werewolves may be responsible for animal deaths in Britain

An eggheaded boffin in the field of equine science has confirmed that animals killed in…

Arson blamed on homosexual demon

Arson blamed on homosexual demon

An Oklahoma man is blaming a gay demon for his troubles. 22-year-old Jeremy Anderson has…

Baby murdered in ritual sacrifice

Baby murdered in ritual sacrifice

Locals fear that a murdered child from their village was the victim of a brutal ritual sacrifice. One-year-old baby, Brian Mulima was snatched in broad daylight from his home in Lwamanya village, Uganda last week. Brian’s mother, Proscovia was just…

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