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Man’s genitals gnawed off by hyena

Man’s genitals gnawed off by hyena

A fellow in Malawi has deliberately and voluntarily allowed a hyena to bite of his…

Porn star Val Midwest starts disproportionate prison sentence

Porn star Val Midwest starts disproportionate prison sentence

Slutty porn star Val Midwest, real name Valerie Dodds, is beginning a 45 day prison…

Granny almost killed by pet python

Granny almost killed by pet python

A grandmother from Melbourne was nearly killed by her own pet snake as she talked…

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Kelly Brook Instagram’s a self-portrait of her buttocks

Fit fat-tittied model and actress Kelly Brook has posted a ‘belfie’ bottom selfie on her Instagram account, boasting about her ‘thigh gap’. The 34-year-old fittie Kelly, who recently announced her engagement to that great stupid badger-murdering lummox David McIntosh, expertly snapped a photograph of her shapely buttocks using just a mobile phone and two mirrors.…

Kelly Brook Instagram’s a self-portrait of her buttocks

Happy New Year 2014!

Happy New Year to all our esteemed readers. Another year done and dusted and a fresh new one lay ahead of us. Before we plough headlong into 2014 we like to pause for a moment and remember some of the biggest stories of last 12 months. Just as in previous years we’ve compiled a list…

Happy New Year 2014!
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Win ‘Period Panties’

Introducing the slightly controversial Period Panties. These delightful colourfully designed knickers aren’t even in mass production yet, creator Anthony Hall has begun a Kickstarter campaign to get his underwear project off the ground, and we’ve decided to back the project and give two lucky readers their own set of Period Panties. Watch this damn video…

Win ‘Period Panties’

The Bionic Olympics

The Swiss National Centre of Competence in Research (NCCR) Robotics are hosting the world’s first ever bionic Olympics. Cybathlon will see bionic athletes compete against each other whilst wearing robotic exoskeletons, powered wheelchairs, robotic limbs, or just controlling machines with their brains. The event will be held in Zurich in October 2016, it will have…

The Bionic Olympics

UK News

Former vet receives ten year sentence for killing a man by shoving an electric toothbrush up his anus

Former vet receives ten year sentence for killing a man by shoving an electric toothbrush up his anus

Former vet Kirk Thompson has been sentenced to ten years in gaol after being found guilty of killing a man during an extreme sadomasochistic sex session. Newcastle Crown Court heard how 43-year-old David Kochs had died from severe internal injuries…

Mark Goddard amputates his own hand with homemade guillotine

Mark Goddard amputates his own hand with homemade guillotine

44-year-old Mark Goddard from Devon has gone to extreme measures after the NHS refused to…

Old woman promotes sperm facials

Old woman promotes sperm facials

67-year-old granny, Stella Ralfini, says the secret to her youthful complexion is thanks to her…

Huge ugly spider jumps out of woman’s backpack

Huge ugly spider jumps out of woman’s backpack

A charity worker returning to London from Cameroon has unwittingly brought a massive great huntsman…

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Werewolves may be responsible for animal deaths in Britain

Werewolves may be responsible for animal deaths in Britain

An eggheaded boffin in the field of equine science has confirmed that animals killed in…

Arson blamed on homosexual demon

Arson blamed on homosexual demon

An Oklahoma man is blaming a gay demon for his troubles. 22-year-old Jeremy Anderson has…

Arrest made after penis was used during exorcism

Arrest made after penis was used during exorcism

A Chinese exorcist has been arrested after a woman who hired his services complained that…

Telepathic pervert rapes women with his mind during church service

Telepathic pervert rapes women with his mind during church service

A black magic sex pest was given a sound beating after allegedly telepathically raping women in church. Tafara Mukoto fled from church on Sunday after a flustered woman accused him of violating her using magic. Mukoto is accused of using…

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